Baby Nicholas Patric Daems

I wanted to post this up quickly as well. This is Jeff and Lindsay's baby, Nicholas. I finally got to meet him. Jeff and I were discussing that this kid is about 6% mine, as I was partially responsible for bringing Jeff and Lindsay together, and therefore peripherally responsible for the baby.

Jeff, here is my proposal: I will cover 6% of the cost of college for the child, but in turn I get 6% of all of his future earnings. Seems fair, right?